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Owen: <holding James' history book> What is this picture? What is it? What is this picture?
Me: I can't see it. You'll have to bring it over here.
Owen: What is this picture? What is it?
Me: I really can't see it. Bring it over to the breakfast table.
Owen: <brings it over> What is this picture of?
Me: Oh, that's a she-wolf. She's going to give suck to Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome.
Owen: <with indignant fury> It is NOT a wolf. It is a MOOSE!
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