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Quotes from the boys today:

Owen: Hey, I need a snack.

J: No snack right now.

Owen: But I need a snack!

J: You already had a snack.

Owen: Oh. ... ... That was just a joke.

James: Owen tore down my pictures from my bed! All of my hard work!

Owen: Yup.

Me: Owen, did you really do that?

Owen: Yes, I tore them down!

James: THIS is the WORST THING that has happened to anyone in my WHOLE WIDE LIFE!

Owen: Hey, are there dinosaurs in libraries?

James: <primal sobbing>

Owen: Hey, are there dinosaurs in libraries?

James: Great, now I have nothing but two blank pieces of wood to look at.

Dad: Think of it as a fresh start.

James: <to J> Great, now I have nothing but two blank pieces of wood to look at.

J: Think of it as a fresh start.

James: It’s not a fresh start. It was a fresh start a long time ago.

Owen: Hey, let’s do this puzzle!

J: Okay, you should help me!

Owen: I AM helping you!

J: No you’re not.

Owen: Yes, I am!

<some time later…>

J: Well, that’s it. I finished.

Owen: Okay, put it away!

J: You should help me.

Owen: I don’t need to help. You did it all!