Owen: <sweetly> Mommy, I love to sit in your lap!
J: <with circumspection> Yes, I like to snuggle you too.
Owen: Can I please hold you?
J: Okay, sure.
Owen: <eyeing her omelette> Say, can I have a bite of your eggs?
J: Did you eat all of your breakfast?
Me: Nope, he didn’t finish it.
J: Then I don’t think we’re going to give you parts of our breakfast.
Owen: AHHHH!!!!!!
Me: And you can’t sit with us if you’re going to scream while we eat.
Owen: But I am so hungry for your breakfast?
Me: Do you know what other animal scavenges other people’s food?
J&Me: <singing The Vulture tune from the boy’s leapfrog, Owen’s favorite song>
Owen: <incensed> Vultures do not scavenge! That is ZEBRAS!
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