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I.
J: "I like this sign because it says to 'speak gently.' Do you know who we know that is SO good at speaking gently?"
James: "Who?"
J: "Nama is so good at speaking gently. She always thinks about her words before she says them, and she always says them in a very gentle voice."
Owen, cheerfully: "I don't!"

II.
At the liquor store
Lady in the line ahead of us: "Oh, look at this sweet little guy. How old is he?"
Me: "He is ten weeks."
James, not watching where he is walking, comes out from behind the lady, who nearly trips over him
Lady: "Oh, my! You surprised me!"
Owen, hopping out from behind a case of wine, in a tiger costume: "ROOARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!"