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I wasn't going to do a Super Bowl blog, and then I definitely wasn't going to do a Super Bowl blog, because James was throwing up. But now we're sitting with Owen, and he's being too cute not to transcribe:

"Okay, Daddy? I watch Road Runner? Here comes football? BEEEEEEEP BEEP! Haha. I wanna taste ice."
J: You wanna try the spicy water?
"Yeah. Beep-beep."
<drinks>
"I wike that!"
"Touchdown! Go Falcons!"
"Tu-down! Go Fahkuns!!!!" <TD sign> "More spicy water. I WIKED IT!" (It's seltzer water.)
"I wiked it. I wiked it."
J: Here comes the kick...it's good!
"Whoa! Whoa. He umma grass. I wahn' bite. I wahn that please. More water..."

J: You're goofy.
"Yes."
"I wiked it."
"Airplane helicopter! Airplane helicopter!" <during Transformers commercial>
"I wahn' bite of water. I wahn' bite of water. PEEZ! Peez! Peeeeeeezzz!"
"Fuhball!"
"Whoa. Whoa. Dat makes me bouncy! Yes!"
<smacking lips>
"I wahn' sip. I wahn' dat. Go Fahkuns!"
"I DID do it. WOW! Wow. A good tackul." <after a 3rd down stop>
"NO fuhball."
J: You could go to bed?
"NO, no go to bed."
<Lies down and sucks on fingers>
"Mommy? Mommy? I wahn' go seep wi' DEE. Guh night."
J: Good night!
"You go seep TOO, Mommy? You go seep? You go seep? Mommy go seep. Mommy go seep too."
J: I'm not sleepy
"Why? Why? Why?"

"Be-go-be-go-be-go-be-go" (to the tune of Jingle Bells)
"Go Bubbo! Go Bubbo, Mommy! Go fuhball."
"Go Bubbo, Yightning! Oh, YES! Oh yes oh yes oh yes..."
"Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes" (to the tune of Jingle Bells)
J: Go Matty!
"Go Daddy!"
J: Holy cow!
"Holy cow! Holy cow!"
J: He has sticky feet!
"Stinky feet, stinky feet..."
"Wow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Go soup, Daddy. Go nice"
(Growling noises. Engine noises.)
"Ding ding! I up. My turn that!" <pointing to J's phone>
"I wahn' press buttons. I wahn push Nama-Papa."
"There's flag? They flag? TUHHDOWWNN!!!"
"Flag? F-ck. F-ck."
"I wahn' sippy cup. I wahn' tchetchup."
<squealing protests of NOOOO>
"Why, Mommy, why? Why, Mommy, why?"
J: It's gone, honey, we drank it all.
"I wahn' drink, Mommy. I wahn' drink. YEAHH!!! YEAHH!!!"
"I wahn' Yightning. Yightning?"
<nearly falls off couch>
"MORE MILK PWEEEZ!!!"