Guilty Conscience

Owen: I need you to change me.
Me: Not now, I'm reading
Owen: I need you to change me.
Me: Not now, I'm doing some reading. Maybe in a bit.
Owen: <grabbing book> I need you to change me.
Me: Don't grab my book. Why do you need to be changed, anyway?
Owen: I'm wet.
Me: Where are you wet?
Owen: On my pajamas.
Me: Where on your pajamas?
Owen: On the back.
Me: <feels the back> No, you aren't wet.
Owen: I need you to change me.
Me: Not now, I'm reading.
Owen: <grabs book> I need you to change me.
Me: Owen, go away.
Owen: <grabs book> I need you to change me.
Me: I'm reading right now. If you get some clothes and bring them down here.
Owen: <grabs book> I need you to get the clothes.
Me: <swats hand> Owen, you can get clothes or do something else but you can't hang around here grabbing my book.
Owen: MOMMY! Mommy, I need you to change me!
J: Go get clothes and bring them down here.
Owen: <brings down clothes> I need you to change me.
Me: <changing Owen> Why do you need another pair of pajamas on?
Owen: These ones are wet.
Me: <feeling pajamas all over> No, they're completely dry.
Owen: No, they are wet.
J: Well, how did they get wet?
Owen: From when I was playing in the toilet.