Music Sunday

J: “How’d the big Music Sunday service go at your church?”
R: “Very well. The choir sang great, the Vivaldi went fine, all the music was well-received.”
J: “Good! I’m glad it went well!”
R: “Someone did run out into the middle of the sanctuary during the call to worship, though, and pulled their pants off.”
J: “Are you serious? That actually happened?!”
R: “Yup.”
J: “Was it an older person?”
R: “It wasn’t an adult.”
J: <moment of dawning comprehension> “Oh, OWEN!!!”