Tuesday, August 22, 2017

43/100

I. An Important Announcement

"Good morning, James! How'd you sleep?"
"Hey, James has an important announcement!"
"Oh, what's that?"
"He has figured out what he's going to be when he grows up!"
"Oh really, what's that? What's your choice?"
"An astronaut!"
"That's a great choice!"
"Yes, I will have a space ship with three seats, one for James, one for George, and one for Hobbes!"

II.

"Aww, Owen, you pooped in your diaper again."
"What you doing?"
"Wiping poop off your butt."
"No you not."
"I sure am."
"No, you wiping poop off mine robot-butt."
"Because you're a robot?"
"You wiping robot poop off mine robot-butt."

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