Things James has tried to put in his mouth in the last hour

A quarter

A pebble

Multiple old cheerios under the table and radiator

A piece of old cheddar cheese on the underside of his high chair

Multiple books

The corner of a door

A box fan

A twenty dollar bill

My fingers

His fingers

His binky

His toy bear

Something small and white that was on the floor, but never retrieved from his mouth

A plastic measuring cup

My iPhone

My coffee cup

A cereal box

His pants

A table leg