J's family calls it "broccoli."
We just call it "Smith hair." It's the unmistakably slept-on appearance of little boy hair, sticking out at an odd angle and contrasting with the pink, flushed, first-thing-in-the morning expression of a child coming down for breakfast.
Or, in the case of our boys, coming down for a negotiation. Smoothies, for example, are forbidden on Mondays. They are too time-consuming to make, and this is our busiest school morning of the week.
Fridays, however, can be pancake mornings. Owen loves making pancakes for his brothers. And both of his parents hate cleaning up the kitchen after Owen has made pancakes. Hair askew and full of early morning music, he cracks eggs onto the countertops, spills batter onto the stove, and generally crashes dishes about.
Sunday mornings are granola mornings, and they are also the one morning per week when we might make some attempt at taming the hair that pokes out in all directions. (Also, this is the morning we insist that Felix needs to FINALLY change his clothes, since he's been in them for multiple days in a row.)
But we are inevitably behind and need to be loaded into the van by 8, so the compromise ends up being that they will scarf down some granola in a fresh button-up shirt, but without having made any attempt to smooth out the hair that is pointing in every direction.
I am not, however, one who can cast stones blamelessly. I too am sometimes in a hurry to get myself fed and out the door, and have seen my several pictures of myself playing a morning concert in black suit and colorful tie, but with half of my hair pointing out at odd angles while the other half remains unruffled.