Rough Morning

Things I wouldn't let James do this morning:

Push around his lawn mower in the street

Run in the street

Walk in other people's yards

Play basketball with the unripe tomatoes

Mow the neighbor's yards

Throw unripe tomatoes in the neighbor's yards

Put the outgoing mail in the neighbor's mailboxes

Check the neighbor's mailboxes for incoming mail

Play drums on Grandma's kitchen table

Be outside for 100% (instead of 90%) of the morning

Throw footballs overhand at his great-grandfather

Throw mega-blocks overhand at his great-grandfather

Use unopened toilet paper packs to build a step into his pack and play

Leave the train that he constructed out of unopened toilet paper packs up for his nap

Eat four dozen (instead of three dozen) unripe green grapes

Open the shed and get out the riding mower

Open the garage door

Play near the bee's nest

Eat fruit salad without eating his avocado first

Sit at the table without helping clean up

Yank on Mommy's hand repeatedly while she was sitting at the table

Put on his pants while he was trying to kick me in the stomach

Eat potato chips for breakfast

Eat pretzels for breakfast

Watch two (instead of one) episodes of Curious George

Play drums on Grandma's plant

Check the ceramic pig for cookies

....he may be a little vacationed out.