Wednesday, April 22, 2026

"No wonder, my lord; one lion may, when many asses do"

 I think that I found the inspiration for Shift and Puzzle:

Metiri se quemque decet propriisque iuvari

laudibus, alterius nec bona ferre sibi,

ne detracta gravem faciant miracula risum,

coeperit in solitis cum remanere modis.

exuvias asinas defuncti forte leonis

repperit et spoliis induit ora novis.

apavitque suis incongrua tegmina membris

et miserum tanto pressit honore caput.

ast ubi terribilis mimo circumstetit horror

pigraque praesumptus venit in ossa vigor,

mitibus ille feris communia pabula calcans

turbabat pavidas per sua rura boves.

rusticus hunc magna postquam deprendit ab aure,

correptum stimulis verberibusque domat;

et simul abstracto denudans corpore tergo

increpat his miserum vocibus ille pecus;

'fortisan ignotos imitato murmure fallas;

at mihi, qui quondam, semper asellus eris.


Let each man measure himself by his own merits

and be pleased to bear his own praises, not the good of another,

nor let him provoke a grim smile by beginning to act in borrowed 

marvels--let him stay in his wonted ways.

It happened an ass discovered a dead lion's skin

and clothed his visage with the new spoils

and fitted the ill-matched skin to his limbs and

debased the head which was so honored.

Yet when he stood in the midst of (the cattle) a horrible

terror fell and assumed vigor came into his bones.

He stepping on the fodder common to beasts drove

the frightened cows through their own fields. 

But here a farmer sized him by the ear--caught, he subdues him with

goads and blows and at the same time baring the skin on his back

he rebukes the wretched animals in these words:

"Perhaps the unknowing you might deceive with an imitated roar,

but to to me, as you were, you shall always be a little ass!"

Wednesday, April 15, 2026

"Oh, that my prayers could such affection move!"

 "Felix, why don't you pray for our lunch today? You haven't done it in a while..."

"Okay!" 

<bows head>

"Hey, Google. Thanks for this good second meal on the pergola-skabergola and a good Mom who can make this food. Amen!"