Things I Don't Know

If you have any answers, leave them in the comments. I'd appreciate it.

1) How to put the front license plate back on my car even though there is no license plate mounter-holder-thingy.
2) The actual name of the license plate mounter-holder-thingy
3) Whether it is legal in NY to drive around with your front license plate resting on the front dashboard
4) How to turn the water off in the basement so that I can check the anode rod in our hot water heater
5) What to do if there's actually any damage to the anode rod
6) What the anode rod would like if it was actually damaged
7) Whether or not I need to "make a plan" selection for Owen's health insurance
8) How many weeks it's been since I switched contact lenses
9) If there are any three-pronged outlets in the basement
10) If "three-prongers" is the actual name of that sort of outlet
11) If I'm imposing on family members or not by asking them to watch my toddler and infant while I gig
12) If I ought to be gigging the day my infant gets baptized
13) Whether I flat on Sunday afternoon because my trumpet was cold, or because I actually wasn't pushed in far enough
14) Whether I ought to tongue the triplets in the second movement of Scheherazade ttk-tt or tkt-tt
15) Whether I will take the St. Louis audition or not
16) The amount of my next Houghton paycheck now that I've lost a student
17) When I'll get reimbursed for my deductible and rental car
18) What percentage I'll get on the reimbursement
19) When I'll get the rebate back on the case of wine we bought
20) If I ought to have a serious sit down and think about tithing practices
21) If I ought to play a shallower cup mouthpiece and keep my slide out further
22) What the "sequence" in a mass is
23) If I ought to actually finish this Medieval music book
24) What the actual differences are between the different types of poetic meter
25) If ROC-JFK flights will actually get below $150 this winter
26) Most of the vocabulary necessary for understanding Old Testament Hebrew
27) Most of the verb tables for Old Testament Hebrews
28) Which diphthongs count as short vowels in Greek
29) All the correct uses of the ablative
30) How to put up drywall
31) How to paint a wall evenly
32) How to play piano with both hands at once
33) What Kant and Hume were actually saying
34) How to dance
35) If I ought to be doing anything different to potty-train James
36) If I'm going to be in way over my head when we start homeschooling
37) How the water gets into the one corner of the basement
38) If I'm doing any of the yoga poses correctly
39) Any of my neighbor's names (Except for Nicole)
40) The tables for mi verbs
41) If I do annoying conductor things when I'm directing that drive people nuts
42) How to explain how it is that you play really fast to a trumpet player
43) Any fingerings at all for the oboe
44) If my dress jackets are too big in the shoulders and chest
45) If I'm raising my cholesterol by drinking so much press coffee
46) If I would get my butt kicked in an actual competitive 5k
47) If it sounds better to put additional stress on stressed beats or to phrase away from them
48) What our current total of library fines is
49) Why Owen spits up so much more on me than anyone else
50) What I'll eat for dinner tonight