Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Things Owen Is Not Allowed To Do

-Open the oven door while things are baking. (Or at all, really)

-Play with the stovetop dials

-Pull down an oiled pizza pan off of the kitchen island

-Drag around Daddy's trumpets while he is teaching

-Write on Daddy's student's music while they are being taught

-Climb into Daddy's student's lap

-Eat as many chocolate chip cookies as he wants

-Play in the husks from coffee roasting down in the basement

-Play bowling with Daddy's metal straight mutes

-Eat unroasted coffee beans off the basement floor

-Walk down the stairs without either going backwards or holding onto something

-Pull olive oil jugs off the kitchen island

It's a rough life

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