An Interview with James (Or, How Many People Do You Have In There?)

Me: Lightning, what's your favorite food?
James (as Lightning): Gas

Me: What's your favorite color?
James (as Lightning): Red

Me:Who is the fastest car?
 James (as Lightning): Lightning

Me: Who is your best friend?
James (as Lightning): Lightning is his own best friend

Me: Who do you like to play with
James (as Lightning): Lightning

Me: Mater, what's your favorite food?
James (as Mater): Wus mah favorit' food? Gas is mah favorit' one. Ah like gas d'best. Cuz cars eat gas.

Me: Mater, what's your my favorite color?
James (as Mater): Mah favorit' color? Brown.

Me: Who is your best friend?
James (as Mater): Lahtnin'.

Me: Mater, do you like Curious George?
James (as Mater): Ah like Curyus George. Yes, gee.

Me: Sally, what's your favorite snack?
James (as Mater): She lahks gas d'best cuz cars eat gas. Her favorit' color is byu, okay? She lahks Lahtnin'.

Me: Is Lightning her boyfriend?
James (as himself): Weww...yes.

Me: George, what's your favorite food?
James (as George):What's my favorite food? My favorite food is bananas, because monkeys eat bananas. Did you know that, okay?

Me: Who's your best friend?
James (as George): James!

Me: George, what's your favorite color?
James (as George): Umm...brown!

Me: Do you like Lightning or Mater better?
James (as George):I like Mater the best.

Me: What do you think of Owen? Does George love Owen?
James (as Mater) Yeah, he does. Hey, Owen's favorite color is green, okay?
(as James) Hey Owen, what's your favorite food? Owen says (as Mater) I like green beans...and milk. (as James) That's what Owen says. What's your favorite friend, Owen? Hey, one more magformer, Daddy! Grab it as fast as you can. I got them, I did it. I got those two, Daddy. Here they are, here they are Daddy.

Me: Hey, you didn't tell me...who is Owen's favorite friend?
James (indistuinguishable voice): James