Saturday, November 30, 2019

11/24 GPC Sermon (properly formatted)


Before we hear the gospel lesson I’d like to tell you a story. This is a story that comes to us from the historian Flavius Josephus, in his book The Jewish War. It’s a story that takes place during Jesus’ lifetime, sometime between 18 and 20 AD, and it takes place where he grew up. Many of the players enter the New Testament stories at one point or another. There’s King Herod, for example--Herod the Great. This is the Herod who tries to have Jesus killed in the Nativity story when he hears about a baby who is going to be King of the Jews. One of his sons (also named Herod) is the one who is present at the Crucifixion. But this story is about a different son of Herod the Great-- a son named Archelaus. 

His father--Herod the Great--has just died. Archelaus thinks he’s going to inherit his father’s throne, but since the province of Judea is under Roman rule, he has to go through the formality of appearing before Caesar--this would be Tiberius Caesar--and having his kingship confirmed. Archelaus now went to the seaside with his family and friends, and left behind him a steward to be in charge of his palace, and to take care of his domestic affairs. Salome also went along with him, and her sons. In appearance this was to give him all the assistance they were able, so that he might secure his succession. But in reality they would accuse him for his breach of the laws for what he had done at the temple.

Archelaus had committed a brutal crime against Jewish and Roman law several years earlier--he had sent his soldiers into a crowd during the Passover Festival and slaughtered over three thousand people. This crowd was advocating for the removal of some Roman symbols in the temple, the release of political prisoners, lower taxes, and the removal of a corrupt high priest.

Archelaus went on his journey, not knowing that Salome and her sons were also going to accuse him instead of supporting him once he was before Casear. His brother also goes to Caesar to work against him, and some of the stewards that he’s left behind to look after his affairs--it turns out that they are in league against him as well.

While he’s away there is a popular revolt--doubtless the result of some of those very problems that Archelaus was suppressing, like pagan symbols in the temple, corruption among the elites, high taxes, and unfair imprisonments. The leader of this revolt is a shepherd named Athronegus, who announces that he has started a movement to establish the Kingdom of God. We don’t officially know what happens to Athronegus, but the revolt is unsuccessful and he’s most likely executed. Archelaus keeps on making his case to Caesar, and even more Jewish envoys protest against him. Eventually Caesar decides to split the Judean province into four separate kingdoms--he calls them ethnarchies--and he gives only one of them to Archelaus.

Here’s how Josephus writes the conclusion. And now Archelaus took possession of his ethnarchy and used not only the Jews, but the Samaritans also, barbarously; and this out of the resentment for their old quarrels with him.

Hear now the reading from the gospel of Luke. In chapter 19 Jesus is coming from the North to ascend into Jerusalem--the final trip to Jerusalem, where his public ministry comes to a head. He has been raising support and performing miracles throughout the northern reaches of Palestine, and he has the authorities worried. Large crowds are following him, he’s performing miraculous signs, and he keeps on speaking about how the Kingdom of God is now breaking in. He is a legitimate threat to some, a sign of revolutionary hope to others, and a confrontation is brewing. He’s just passed through Jericho (meeting the wee little man Zaccheus), and the story picks up in verse 18.

As the crowd heard these things he proceeded to tell them a parable, because he was near to Jerusalem, and the crowd supposed that the Kingdom of God was about to appear immediately.
He said therefore, “A nobleman went to a faraway country to receive for himself a kingdom and then return. 13 Calling ten of his servants,[a] he gave them ten minas,[b] and said to them, ‘Take care of my business until I come back.’ 14 But his citizens hated him and sent a delegation after him, saying, ‘We do not want this man to reign over us.’ 15 When he returned, having received the kingdom, he ordered these servants to whom he had given the money to be called to him, that he might know what they had gained by doing business. 16 The first came before him, saying, Sir, your mina has made ten minas more.’ 17 And he said to him, ‘Well done, good servant![c] Because you have been faithful in a very little, you shall have authority over ten cities.’ 18 And the second came, saying, Sir, your mina has made five minas.’ 19 And he said to him, ‘And you are to be over five cities.’ 20 Then another came, saying, Sir, here is your mina, which I kept laid away in a handkerchief; 21 for I was afraid of you, because you are a severe man. You take what you did not deposit, and reap what you did not sow.’ 22 He said to him, ‘I will condemn you with your own words, you wicked servant! You knew that I was a severe man, taking what I did not deposit and reaping what I did not sow? 23 Why then did you not put my money in the bank, and at my coming I might have collected it with interest?’ 24 And he said to those who stood by, ‘Take the mina from him, and give it to the one who has the ten minas.’ 25 And they said to him, ‘Lord, he has ten minas!’ 26 ‘I tell you that to everyone who has, more will be given, but from the one who has not, even what he has will be taken away. But as for those enemies of mine who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slaughter them in front of me.

I always heard this passage--or the parallel passage in Matthew, which the currency is denominated in “talents” instead of “minas,” and doesn’t include that last line about the king ordering his enemies slaughtered in front of him--as a story about how you should be responsible with your “gifts.” The first two servants are the good guys, the third servant is bad because he’s lazy, and the king stands in for God. The passage (in the flannelgraph telling) is about responsibility and the protestant work ethic. It’s about signing up help with the snow shoveling, or how you should join Adult Choir. To be clear, I do think we should all be responsible, and I do think that all of you should join Adult Choir. But that isn’t what this passage is about. This passage is about Archelaus. Jesus isn’t giving a flannelgraph lesson, he’s telling them a news story--importantly, a news story that they all would have already known. So why? 
The key is the crowd--the crowd that is boiling over with the expectation that the Kingdom of God is about to appear imminently. In telling the story of Archelaus Jesus is making a nuanced critique of that expectation and subverting it. He’s not saying “the moral of the story is to behave like the servant with the ten minas.” He’s saying what he says in Matthew 11--from the days of John the Baptist until now the Kingdom of God has suffered violence, and violent people have tried to take it by force.

Do you remember Athronegus, the shepherd leader of the revolt from Josephus’ story? That’s what the crowd is expecting. They are expecting that this charismatic leader who clearly has divine favor, who proclaims freedom for prisoners, and who critiques the corrupt Jewish rulers and priests is going to come down to Jerusalem and cleanse the temple and drive the Romans out with their pagan symbols and their pagan taxes. They’re expecting a call to arms. And Jesus has done bits of that--he HAS declared a jubilee, he’s announced that the kingdom is “within your grasp,” and he does critique corrupt politicians. You can understand why the crowd is worked up.

But just as they get to the point of reaching for their swords as they boil over with the expectation that Jesus is going to inaugurate the Kingdom of God RIGHT NOW, he opens his mouth to tell them a story. They’re probably expecting him to tell them a story like the story of The Maccabees--about Jewish revolutionaries taking up arms and driving out the pagans by force in the name of purity, Torah, and homeland.

But Jesus doesn’t do that. He reminds them that those who sought to work behind Archelaus’ back were put to a violent death, the inevitable result of fighting against pagan power on a pagan power’s terms. He reminds the people of Israel--the people who chosen to be a light to the world, to be a blessing to the Gentiles, to be the holy people among whom the Creator God made his home--that there are ruinous consequences for those who shirk the office that they are entrusted.

What Jesus did is astounding. He confronted those who thought they could lay claim to being the divine people, the chosen ones, and who were prepared to enforce that claim by violence and political machinations. He upended them by telling a story, a nuanced story about the consequences of trying to gain a kingdom of by intrigue and force. Since the days of John the Baptist violent men have been trying to lay hold of the Kingdom of God. Jesus warning about a judgment coming upon this crowd, not a Kingdom. 

It’s depressingly easy to start naming instances in our modern world where some group would claim to speak for God. “We are the chosen people, and because we are being faithful we can justify our violence or our political power plays.” Now, as then, the answer to those who would lay hold of the Kingdom of God by violence is not to answer with a louder or more violent claim that “no, we are the divine people. We can’t let the kingdom fall into their hands.”

Instead, let us tell stories. When our culture implies that only the rich and important are worth paying attention to, let us gather into a community that above all else looks to the care of the poor, the elderly, and the children. Let us sing our songs, on music Sunday, not only of ourselves and our own loves and pains, but let us sing God’s glory and goodness--a reflection of our God into his good creation and a summing of that creation’s praises as an offering back to him. May the story of our community be of corporate self-criticism and confession.
And let us, in that corporate life, be ready to be surprised by God’s word when it turns out that what we thought was a straighforward stewardship parable turns out to be a nuanced political critique that upends our understanding of our vocation. When others would lay hold of the kingdom of God by violence, let us sing its songs and tell its stories.

Thursday, September 19, 2019

Year 6

Today was the first rehearsal of my sixth season in (silly name redacted for privacy) orchestra. Here are some things I know, going into my sixth year, that I didn't going into my first.

-The first rehearsal after the summer break and the first rehearsal after the winter break are the best your chops will feel all year. Eventually you just come around to feeling like sore and beat up is normal, and fresh and rested is an unusual day.

-Lipping up all the time wastes your face, and playing loud all the time wastes your face, but lipping up while playing as loud as you can is a great way to be toast after five minutes.

-All the method books work on getting the fronts of notes to speak right, but most of the time on the job it's the ends of notes that make you feel silly.

-Don't eat or drink anything during the rehearsal if you can help it, and try to go pretty light on the lunch in between

-Even if you don't like chapstick, you still have to wear chapstick

-You have to be able to distinguish the genuine conductor feedback (stuff they actually heard and want fixed) from the stock phrases that they trot out because they're up in front of everyone and feel like they should talk. Nod appreciatively at both, but you don't have to actually do anything different if they start going on about "playing right on the stick."

-Stay hydrated. Don't drink too much coffee.

-80% of your missed notes won't be because you're doing something wrong technically, just because you aren't quite focused. So drink enough coffee to be alert.

-15% of your missed notes could have been solved by sitting down with the part ahead of time and giving it a thorough enough look to figure out where the problem spots are going to be.

-But if you only have an hour to practice and a bunch of folders of new music, it's better to spend the hour on keeping your fundamentals up. Because you can't play anything when your chops are messed up.

-99% of the time you don't need to play as loud as you think you do.

Friday, September 6, 2019

James' Latin Lesson

Lesson III
Vocabulary
fortuna--fortune, chance (fortunate)
Gallia--Gaul
herba--plant, herb (herbivore)
mensa--table
nauta--sailor (Nautilus)
terra--land, earth (territory)
via--road, way (Via Dolorosa)
clamo--I shout (clamor)
porto--I carry (portable, transport)
supero--I overcome, surpass (superior)

"Okay James, we're going to finish up with some work on the derivatives--I'm going to ask you for some English words that are derived from the Latin vocabulary. Are you ready?"
"Sure."
"Question 1: Something light enough to carry is _____?"
"Umm...potable."
"Well, not quite. Potable means you can drink it, that's a derivative from another Latin verb that we'll learn later."
"Right, portable."
"Yes. Question 2: When the settlers moved west, they went through Indian ______?"
"Uh."
"Through Indian____?"
"Uh. Through Indiana."
"Well, I suppose some have them might have gone through Indiana, but what was the name of the land that the Indians owned that the settlers passed through?"
"Oh, Indian territory."
"Question 3. You are ______ to be able to study Latin."
"Umm...Dolorosa?"
"James."
"I am able to be able to study Latin?"
"What's another way to say lucky? From fortuna?"
"What?"
"Fortunate. You are fortunate to be able to study Latin."
"I guess so."
"Question 4. Latin study will make you a ________ student."
<Thoughtful look>
"Latin study will make me a Latin student."

Wednesday, September 4, 2019

Owen Announcement

Every afternoon for the past few days I’ve been taking them outside, sticking a flag into the pocket of my shorts, and shouting “Go!” The kids chase me all over the yard and try to grab the flag out of my pocket, and when one of them gets it they each get an Oreo. It’s a great way to tire them out and get some exercise.

Owen got the flag out today, and he wants everyone in the world to know how he did it, ESPECIALLY (for reasons best known to him) Ms. Jane. He pulled my shorts down.

I actually managed to keep on running for a good bit after the initial yank (and one of my shoes had come off too) but Owen pulled the flag out in the end while James laughed hysterically on the grass. And now Owen needs EVERYONE to know.

So, congratulations to Owen on your athletic triumph.

Sunday, September 1, 2019

2019 Buffalo Bills Season Predictions

QB-Josh Allen will just miss the 3,000 yard mark because of multiple injuries. He will throw for over 20 touchdowns but will come dangerously close to 20 interceptions as well, largely of the "throwing across your body into double coverage while running the other way variety." They will sign a third QB at some point to back up Barkley while Allen is out, and this QB probably will have played for the Carolina Panthers organization sometime in the past five years.

RB-The position will look a lot better than it did last year, but Gore will be more reliable than Singletary. Look for lots of drops in the flat/underthrown balls bouncing at their feet. Singletary kind of looks like he could be a fumbler.

WR-Someone is going to have a dreadful 4th quarter drop that costs the team a game, and that person could be anyone in the WR room, but is most likely going to be Zay Jones. (It could also, channeling the ghost of Charles Clay, be a tight end.) Robert Foster will have at least one game with 3 plays over 50 yards, but will probably end up getting cut before the season is over.

TE-Dawson Knox will lead the team in false starts. Lee Smith is a good candidate to say something racist/Trumpy enough to make national news.

OL-We all will have forgotten that the team signed Mitch Morse by season's end, because he will have been on IR since Week 2. Dion Dawkins will be quietly excellent and Feliciano will be quietly mediocre, but Feliciano will seem like the bigger deal since RG was such a revolving door last year.

DE-Someone is poised to have a big year working off the single team blocking that Ed Oliver causes, and it might be Jerry Hughes. (This might also be the year that Jerry Hughes actually gets ejected from a game.) Overall not an area of strength, though, and the draftniks will all be talking about how the Bills are one good pass-rusher away from being a quality defense.

DT-Star Lotulelei is the next middle of the season (or middle of a game) retirement. Ed Oliver will be nothing flashy statistically but will quietly dominate the line of scrimmage.

LB-Tremaine Edmunds leads the team in interceptions, but also in dumb plays when he's caught looking into the backfield and lets the tight end get away. Matt Milano probably can't keep pace with all the big plays from a year ago, and Lorenzo Alexander will have at least four sacks.

CB-There will be at least one game when neither Tre'Davious White or Levi Wallace is healthy enough to start. White will have an amazing year and won't get into the Pro Bowl.

S-They're both really good, so hopefully they stay healthy. I see either one of these guys as prime candidates for hosting another round of "The Bills' 12 Days of Christmas"

Special Teams-This could be rough. Hauschka will be fine as long somebody tells him before each extra point that it's really a field goal in disguise. Bojorquez is cut by week two. Isaiah McKenzie will get maybe two returns and will break both of them big, but for some reason or another Micah Hyde will end up handling most of the return duties and just kneeling/fair catching everything.

Coaching-Quotes to expect from this year:
<clap clap clap>
"We have a lot of confidence in Josh, and we know he'll bounce back quickly from this and use it as a losing opportunity."
"We really respect their organization, and we think it's just a very small minority of our fans that engage in that kind of behavior. I certainly don't think that it's an appropriate object to throw onto a football field."
"We just want to put our guys in the best position to make a play, and we really think that having a fullback on the field is the way to do that.

BONUS James Owen and Felix football predictions
James will be distraught when he loses his football for good due to the stitching unraveling. (Again.)
Owen will finally pick a team and stick with it, and it will be the Bills.
Felix will learn to stop biting people once he's tackled them.

Saturday, August 31, 2019

Morning Greetings

James-
"Hey! Why did you sleep so late? I was wondering if you were ever going to get up and make me breakfast!"
"Is it 8:00 yet? Can I go outside and play football now?"
"I don't think the clock in the library is right. Does your watch say 8:00?"
"Hey, can you come look at the clock? Does it say 8:00. Yeah, I know how to read the clock. But do you think it says 8:00?"

Owen-
"Owen, go back to bed."
"I can't sleep in my bed."
"Go back to bed."
"Can I just sleep here for a little bit."
"You need to sleep in your own bed."
"Can I sleep in the bathroom?"
"No. Go back to bed. It's 4:30 in the morning."
"Does that mean it's almost time to get up?"
"It means it's time to go back to bed."
"Can I snuggle you for just a minute?"
....
"Can I look at some books? Will you read me some?"

Felix-
"Good morning, Felix!"
"Hi!"
"Did you sleep so good?"
"UH-huh."
"Are you ready to go get some breakfast this morning? A yummy smoothie?"
"I wan' a HOT dog."
"I don't think we're going to do a hot dog for breakfast."
<sings Imperial March>


Sunday, August 25, 2019

Football and a Pink Camera

Football
These boys have gone crazy for football. James got one out of the prize box at the doctor’s office and immediately began acting out full seasons of Eagles’ football in the backyard, complete with preseason, postseason, scores, and rankings for all the other teams in the league.

Owen waited for months for Grandma Davis to bring back the football he left in Pennsylvania. Felix basically watched the older two until they were foolish enough to leave a football lying around, and then would snatch it up (“MY football”) and hold it until a parent separated the ensuing scuffle of crying little boys.

Felix got his own football a few days ago, and then traded it to Owen for the Bills football. A day later they traded back, and now Felix has the new football again. For awhile he was in possession of a falling-apart nerf football, but that one didn’t look enough like James and Owen’s. His new one is a legitimate ball.

I play catch with them in the backyard. They complain when I throw it too hard, but also when I don’t throw it hard enough. They tell me every time a throw is too high or too low, and Owen cries whenever someone else makes a catch and he doesn’t. They like to throw all three balls at me at the same time, and then they get upset if I don’t catch all three. It’s a very good workout.

They’re all getting a good workout too. They can play in the backyard unsupervised, and they’ll stay out for as long as we let them. They run in circles whooping and celebrating and making diving catches, and by the time they come in they’re drenched in sweat and covered in grass stains. They have not smelled very good this week.

The Pink Camera
Back in ancient times, before cameras came standard on smart phones, you had to have a camera that was its own device. I gave J a pink digital camera as a birthday present one summer when we were dating, and she used it to take pictures of her life at RWC and occasionally send me photos while I was living in Chicago.

Then we all got smartphones, and the camera was retired to half-unpacked moving boxes full of half-broken laptop parts and old pens. This year we unearthed that box and found the camera inside. It still worked, and we even found some memories (the stub of our admission ticket to the Butterfly Conservatory) inside the case.

We decided that it could be the boy’s camera. They ran the first set of batteries down within a day. Our first attempt to make a slideshow of their work didn’t pan out, but the next day we looked at their first attempts at photography.

Of the nearly 500 pictures that they took, at least 50 were of the FatHead Eagles logo that James has above his bed. There were also individual shots of each of their football helmet collections, and then shots of a toy Yoshi action figure wearing each of the football helmets. Owen took pictures of James running around in the backyard playing football, and then apparently took a number of photos of the inside of his own mouth.

James used the camera to take blurry shots of his favorite Calvin and Hobbes strips, and pictures (for some reason) of his favorite stuffed animals at incredibly close range. He found these pictures hilarious. 

There are a number of pictures of the clouds, the grass, the garden, and my car. I don’t know when they got it, but they apparently snuck up behind me and took a picture of my butt. Also, there about 30 pictures of a book on the New York Jets that they checked out of the library.

I remember when I got my first camera, and I think I used it in about the same way. Thanks to Dad for all the work that must have gone into actually developing silly five-year-old with a camera photos in a darkroom. It was much easier to just pull out the SD card and put it in a laptop.